not just water...

A group of college kids, mostly really hot guys, was staying with my friend this weekend. It was the last day of their trip so we decided to treat them to a boat ride out on the lake. It was that time of the month, if you know what I mean, but that usually isn’t a huge problem for me so I decided to join them on the boat ride. Only a few minutes into the ride I realized that I already had to change my tampon. We eventually pulled over to a small little island, so since there was obviously no bathroom I found a small dark cave to use.
When I got into the cave, which wasn’t that secretive of a cave in the first place, I found that not only did I need a new tampon, but there was blood everywhere! Everywhere! I didn’t know what to do, and was in a panic so I put two super jumbo tampons in at once! (Thank god this blog is anonymous). After that, I thought I was ready to go.
We get back on the boat and we’re on our way back towards the city when a few significantly sized waves rock our boat, making water crash over every one of us. We all laughed and shivered a little until the hottest boy on the boat, Chris, pointed out something on the seat. He screamed, “Is that blood?!” Apparently two didn’t even do the job… blood had trickled from my bathing suit bottoms all the way to the end of the boat bench at the front of the boat. Everyone screamed and ewww-ed (or just awkwardly stared at me in sheer mortification) until I explained that I must have cut my leg on something when we hit the bumps. I still don’t know if they believed me, but they would have to be RETARDED to believe that! Needless to say I’m sure they drove back up to Montana with lots to talk about and an interesting story to share with their friends.