We were sitting in my boyfriend's car on the roof of the parking garage at my college just minding our business, talking about a whole bunch of different things. My boyfriend was in the driver's seat and I was in the passengers seat. It was around midnight and people were driving by looking for a spot or walking to and from their cars so when these two guys were walking by we didn't think much of it. However, they walked to the white dinky pick-up truck parked right next to us. We thought they were just going to get in and leave, but one of the guys pulled down the gate and laid in the truck bed gazing at the stars. The other walked over the driver's side, opened the door and started rummaging around. Since I was on the passenger side, I had my back to him and had no idea what was going on making it all the more nerve-wracking.
Not only did we have to deal with their pointless loitering, the grossly fat one of the two, decided he needed to take a piss. Since we were on the roof, he had nowhere to do it, but the cement wall that would not absorb it. It seemed like he went on for three minutes, but in the middle of the stream, he let out the loudest, grossest, wettest fart I have ever heard. As my boyfriend so gently described it, "it sounded like the guy was shitting a squirrel!"
They eventually drove away, but the memory of that three minute long squirrel shitting fart will never leave me!
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