how much pee can cats even generate?

One time when I was like 11 I went to a sleepover, and I peed in my pants. It got all over me, my sleeping blanket, and the floor. I cleaned up as much as possible, and in the morning I blamed it on the cat!!

a wee too much...

We were sitting in my boyfriend's car on the roof of the parking garage at my college just minding our business, talking about a whole bunch of different things. My boyfriend was in the driver's seat and I was in the passengers seat. It was around midnight and people were driving by looking for a spot or walking to and from their cars so when these two guys were walking by we didn't think much of it. However, they walked to the white dinky pick-up truck parked right next to us. We thought they were just going to get in and leave, but one of the guys pulled down the gate and laid in the truck bed gazing at the stars. The other walked over the driver's side, opened the door and started rummaging around. Since I was on the passenger side, I had my back to him and had no idea what was going on making it all the more nerve-wracking.
Not only did we have to deal with their pointless loitering, the grossly fat one of the two, decided he needed to take a piss. Since we were on the roof, he had nowhere to do it, but the cement wall that would not absorb it. It seemed like he went on for three minutes, but in the middle of the stream, he let out the loudest, grossest, wettest fart I have ever heard. As my boyfriend so gently described it, "it sounded like the guy was shitting a squirrel!"
They eventually drove away, but the memory of that three minute long squirrel shitting fart will never leave me!

not just water...

A group of college kids, mostly really hot guys, was staying with my friend this weekend. It was the last day of their trip so we decided to treat them to a boat ride out on the lake. It was that time of the month, if you know what I mean, but that usually isn’t a huge problem for me so I decided to join them on the boat ride. Only a few minutes into the ride I realized that I already had to change my tampon. We eventually pulled over to a small little island, so since there was obviously no bathroom I found a small dark cave to use.
When I got into the cave, which wasn’t that secretive of a cave in the first place, I found that not only did I need a new tampon, but there was blood everywhere! Everywhere! I didn’t know what to do, and was in a panic so I put two super jumbo tampons in at once! (Thank god this blog is anonymous). After that, I thought I was ready to go.
We get back on the boat and we’re on our way back towards the city when a few significantly sized waves rock our boat, making water crash over every one of us. We all laughed and shivered a little until the hottest boy on the boat, Chris, pointed out something on the seat. He screamed, “Is that blood?!” Apparently two didn’t even do the job… blood had trickled from my bathing suit bottoms all the way to the end of the boat bench at the front of the boat. Everyone screamed and ewww-ed (or just awkwardly stared at me in sheer mortification) until I explained that I must have cut my leg on something when we hit the bumps. I still don’t know if they believed me, but they would have to be RETARDED to believe that! Needless to say I’m sure they drove back up to Montana with lots to talk about and an interesting story to share with their friends.