I was in Mexico on a mission trip with my church group. We were all hanging out together when all of a sudden my stomach felt like it was going to explode, if you know what I mean. I think I drank some bad water, and all of a sudden the only thing that mattered in the world was that I get to a bathroom and fast! So I run to the bathroom and a guy had locked it. Someone was in the boy’s bathroom, so he didn’t think it’d be a big deal to use the girl’s bathroom for a minute.
So I start pounding on the bathroom door, and he’s like “hold on!” I try to hold it a little longer as I keep pounding insisting I have to get in there now, when all of a sudden… I couldn’t hold it any longer. I diarrhea-ed ALL OVER MY PANTS, IN MY UNDERWEAR, right there on the spot. I had to squish on over into the bathroom, and went the rest of the day commando and completely mortified.
Monday, November 3, 2008
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