i think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone arouuund..

This one time I had a party, and ended up making out with a friend in the same room that my other friends were passed out in. We were going at it, making noises, talking dirty, going under the belt, and guess what… It turns out my other friends weren’t passed out at all. They were sober, awake, and stuck in the room for the whole thing.