well that was unexpected...

So when I was 6 years old I slept over at my friend's house. Everything was cool until I woke up in the middle of night having to take a shit really bad, so bad in fact that I didn't even make it to the bathroom. Strange thing was, it came out as a big ass piece of shit instead of diarrhea and in my youth I wore whitey tighties so the piece of shit was just hanging out in my underwear. I cleaned it up best I could but having no change of clothes I had to sleep in dirty underwear the rest of the night!!