oh, hey mom!

So the first time I had ever gotten a girl, we had to do it on my Mom's bed because she was staying in a one room apartment and the couch… just wasn’t working out. She came home right in the middle of things and walked in on us, immediately ran outside and said “I’ll be back in thirty minutes!” But obviously the girl had no desire to continue after that so I was left with major blue balls and a horrible conversation with my mom!